W is for Wonderful

I should remember to read Tom Burka more often:

Makers Of Zoloft To Create New Pill Based On Bush's Outlook

...preliminary research indicates that the so-called "W is for Wonderful" pill will induce a state of blissful, ignorant euphoria among its users. The idea for the pill arose after polls showed that a whopping 77 per cent of the American people who watched Bush's address felt that "all was right with the world" after hearing the speech.

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Also, it seems like people have been saying forever that Microsoft is dying, but I think maybe these days there's a little more cause to take it seriously.